Friday, July 31, 2009

From the soup nazi's old cabinet...

Eastern Mediterranean national unity consommé
(Serving size starves a country)

One lard-load of lard
Two Dozen clamshells
One whole token chick
One full dose of nepotism
Two sticks of saffron
Two tablespoons of date paste
A tinge of mastic
A squeeze of A1 steak sauce
Topped off with a swath of goatee

Wrap ingredients with exclusive newspaper cabinet roster scoops and drop in lard. Boil slowly over jet fuel. Serve when told so.

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