Thursday, July 27, 2006

Angry Olmert Day 16

I don't want to get accused of only pointing the negative side of Olmert's vicious criminal war.
If you look beyond the 500 civilians killed so far and the immeasurable pain and suffering he inflicted on the people of Lebanon and the people of Israel for that matter, you might find a positive.

Back in January I tipped the scales at 96.5 Kg. When I saw that number I freaked out and started a serious diet. My goal was 89 Kg, but when I hit 91 Kg I was content with my achievement and went back to pigging out. Since then I've hovered around that weight.

Today, after 2 weeks under siege and no working elevator, I weigh 87.5 Kg.

I look and feel great. Heck, Ariel Sharon has had tubes up every orifice in his body over that same period of time, he has kept a strict diet of liquid dripping from a sac(yummyyy), he's had half his brain removed, and he probably still weighs more than me.

Surveillance planes are overhead now. That's usually a sign that the F-16s will be following soon.

Good Night.

17 comments:

What is "Occupation" said...

yawn...

some vicious criminal war....

hezbollah shoots 150 rockets a day, and you still are silent

might i suggest that some of your sunni friends are enjoying watching the shia's get destroyed?

Kodder said...

hehe jamal...
hayda el occupation el 7mar m3assab kill el wa2et....
wo halla2 ba3id ma yshoof kilmet "occupation" ra7 yjinn jnoono :P.

What is "Occupation" said...

kodder, wow a molsem that loves to drink..

amazing...

have a nice cold beer on me, i bet israelis would drink with you but the iranians and shias will cut your head off...

j said...

Guys, this comment section has become beyond astounding. You are losing the war. The West(outside the imperial palace of King W) knows it. You're reputation has been tarnished in the Middle east, and Europe. A Norwegian cartoon compared Olmert to a Nazi. Noone outside of Tel aviv was all that offended, because you're now so delusional- you have no credit to your argument.

Everyday Rice says,"Urgent cease-fire" while blocking a ceasefire. Even the idiots are catching on now.

Moreover, go and read some nazi propaganda, and then listen to your....nevermind. sigh.

the perpetual refugee said...

Ana ma3 Kodder.

Kodder said...

hayda el ahbal mfakkar inno kill el libneniyeh moslems.
wo mfakkar inno kill el shi3a hezbollah...
law bya3rif inno ana shee3e wo bdallneh bi monot wo gymayzeh shoo bisir fee?
wo iza bya3reef inno fee 2loof ghayree nafess el shee...
bass 7aram el propaganda tab3eeton hoonik m3abitlon rasson, ma bya3rfo shee.
7aram...

Amal Ziad Kaawash أمل زياد كعوش said...

Some lose weight

Others lose their minds

Many have lost their loved ones and their houses

But most importantly

As long as there is resistance,
we will never lose our dignity.

Uri Kalish said...

"As long as there is resistance, we will never lose our dignity."

Resistance to what?
Resistance to sovereign states having the right to retaliate to unprovoked aggression?
Resistance to all those who are not Muslims?
Resistance to living in peace with each other?

Dignity?
Is this 'Arab honour above everything’ approach good for your health?

KAI said...

hehe, good for you, loosing weight!
ahamma chi don't loose patience.. ba3dna mtawwliiiiiine! :)
like ur blog!

zouzou

Kodder said...

7aram hayda john... unprovoked :P...
propaganda kamein :P.
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Uri Kalish said...

To kodder,
What? What that in English?

Laila K said...

hahaha kodder 3am bitjanninon, i like i like, leik hayda john 7aram :)

jamal, i was just saying the same thing to a friend the other day, about the losing weight issue..

so good for you, although i didnt know you could get more handsome :P

Delirious said...

Yii... saba2etne. Ana ba3dne bass 2 kilos :D

Kodder said...

eh leik hayda fair...bless heh...
nisyo inno el american dabba7o ba3id wo dabba3o el hnood el 7imir, wo ista3bado el afriquiye la miyet el sneen...

Amal Ziad Kaawash أمل زياد كعوش said...

yimkin min lamma ballashet el 7arb ma d7ikit hal 2ad lol :D

Charles Malik said...

Jamal,

I'm getting sooooo fat. That's what drinking too much, eating too much, and not exercising will do to you.

Oh, yeah. And ordering Domino's from Bliss twice a day on top of the Sub Station brownies and everything else didn't help, either.


Kodder,

Hilarious, man. You're getting compliments from women. ;) Perhaps we should restart the conversation from Jamal's old post.

JMP said...

So how many hezbollah terrorists have you managed to rid yourself of? Oh, right. None.