Tuesday, February 06, 2007

Pro War? Say Aye!

So far we have:

Children against war
Mothers against war
Desperate housewives against war
War veterans against war
Someone with no one against war
March 11th against war
Most calendar days against war
Billboards against war
I love life clearly against war
I love life with conditions also against war
TV clips against war
Fatwas against war
Haifas against war
Human chains against war
Chain letters against war
Youtube clips against war
Newspaper ads against war
Blogs against war
Honor pacts against war
Bumper stickers against war
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Come on pro war crowd. Express yourself against the against war monopoly of propaganda. Do something!

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

I'm def pro war. I would love to see a civil war in Israel. Maybe between the orthodox and hippie jews? And maybe the gay black jews of ethiopia could start their own militia? Hey it's as fertile ground for sowing discord as Leb is.

Ms Levantine said...

Well we have:
-Glass panel merchants association for war.
-Electric generators salesmen for war.
-Bored ex-milicia members for war.
-Pissed bloggers for war.
-Assorted disabused failed warlords for war.
...
the opposition to the anti-war movement is gathering steam.

Delirious said...

Hummm... depends on what war we're talking about. There's civil war and then there's war with Israel. So we have two wars to worry about, yippee yay. Kyriat Shmona's mayor, Haïm Barbibay, is worried their shelters won't be ready in time for the conflict that's bound to start again with Hezbollah, this time on the national level.

Some people get ready for war by equipping shelters with air conditioning, Internet connections, and TVs thru private funding, and others burn tires, turn into snipers, and call for national unity. Oh yeah, and are displaced, and live in tents, and fly to Paris to beg for money. And most importantly, chant anti-war slogans and organize anti-war demonstrations and marches and chains, while weapons seem to appear magically in their hands.

Paradoxical nation, if I ever saw one.

Maybe we should stop rebuilding those bridges... Wouldn't be such a waste to squander money like that?

Jad J said...

Aye!!

Delirious said...

Jad, 23od 3a2il!

Jad J said...

teb ya maliloo i cant help it.... inno ba3dna 3amlin ZOOM-IN and not realizing what the big picture is all about!!!!
bicharafik, badda jalseh 3indik, lemme bring my laptop, nfarjikoun chweyyit ossas Salbeh!!! inno u will realize how small we are i nthe grand scheme and NO ONE, i mean NO ONE not even IRAN, Russia and China combined can stop whats coming! wlak even the civil war in iraq is part of it! ma fi chi mitl el chawfeh!
come on! consider it as Investment Education ? :P

eh?

Delirious said...

Jallssit meen wil ness neymeen!
Yalla, we gather the same gang again, and you explain to us everything thru pictionary :D

Shoo Jamal, aysh bit2oul? ;)

Jad J said...

if u decide to go through with it, u have to be ready for Cold Politics, ya3neh bala 3awatif w ma ba3rif chu!!
do u think u can do that maLiloo? :P
baddeh sammikeh "3awatif" :P

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Ann O'Nymous said...

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I AM FOR WAR! I SAY GIVE HAMAS ALL OF JUDEA AND SAMARIA, GIVE HEZBOLLAH ALL OF SOUTHERN LEBANON, HAVE AHMADINEJAD BOOMB THE ENTIRE EASTERN COAST OF THE MEDITERRANEAN, AN THEN SING A JOHN LENNON SONG!

EVERY SHIT THAT IS BEING DONE "IN THE NAME OF PEACE" WILL BRING WAR, ENDLESS WAR. TO HELL WITH PEACE, THEN!

brando said...

I'm pro-good. Does that count?