Thursday, March 29, 2007

في واحد لبناني


لبناني و واحد؟!؟ واهاهاهاهاهاهاهاهاهاهاهاهاهاها
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7 comments:

Mo said...

tes3ta3shar wa7ad

wa7ad w wa7ad w wa7ad, tes3ta3char wa7ad

Ibn Bint Jbeil said...

fi wa7ad lubnani ismo fulan, staykath w la2a 7aloo, bi taree2a aw ukhra, la2a 7aloo bi sinit 2alfein w 5amsa w sab3een. shef inno jeme3 el-day3a sar maktab tasjil lal-jaysh el-amreeki, w kneesit el-day3a sarit starbucks. madrasit el-day3a sarit sijn, w ma7al ma ken fi birki sar fi fundu2 crack-cocaine bil-ro5sa, malein nas, w ma7al ma kein fi souq 3atee2 sar fi walmart 2ad el-jabal. twajjah la beit 2ahlo li kan ya3rfoo, la2a kilmit 'whorehouse' kbeeri 3am bit-dawwi fo2 elbeit, w wa7ad shab lebes jazmi mrawwasa naw3an ma, 2e3id 3ala barandet ajded fulan, 3am bi argil argeeli 3al ilectron. sa2al w 7a2a2 bil-2amr, la2a inno heida 7afeed 7afeedo. 2allo: "wlak ya 7mar, sho 3milt bil-torath, bil-day3a, bil-karami, bil-watan!!! heyk 3miltoo bi lubnan????" jawaboo elshab el-jazmtoo mrawwasi naw3an ma: "lubna? ya 7abibi 7adrtak bi wileyit wled-li-kleb el-2amrikiyeh, al-wileyi rakm tleta w 5amsin."

teni yawm staykath fulan nafsoo w la2a 7aloo bi sint alf w tman miyyi w tmena w tmeneen. bass ba3do bi nafs elday3a. fattash dawwar la2a beit ahlo. feit lajowwa w t3arraf 3ala jid jiddo, fa qala laho: "mashallah hal day3a ma ajmalha bil-qarn el-madi. killa tabi3a w khadar w ma fi talawwoth. wel-nas bti7ki bma7abbi w bakhla2 w b-2i7tiram. heyk lazim ykoon lubnan aw bala." fa ajabahoo jid jiddo: "lubnan? ya 7abibi 7adrtak bi blad el-sham, suriyya."

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eyespy said...

mara wa7ad min tayar il mostaqbal nizel 3a il e3tsam il maftou7 lesh ?

Anonymous said...

lesh?

zukra zakkura zikriyyeh said...

li2anno zah2an bilbait, aw bi7ib bint shi3iyyi.

eyespy said...

lA2NO 3INDO 3AMA ALWEEN !HEHEHEHEH