Tuesday, April 04, 2006
I'll borrow the Chick-Fil-A cows whom I've become acquainted with due to my beloved Miami Hurricanes sucking the last couple of years. Playing in the Chick-Fil-A bowl wasn't embarrassing enough, so we decided to get thumped in the Chicken-Shit bowl, but back to Lebanon.
People of Lebanon, PLEASE EAT CHICKEN. First of all, have you seen the chicken prices? Chicken has become so cheap, that even McDonald's has switched to real chicken to save money. Secondly, you will not get bird flu from eating chicken. You are million times more likely to get bird flu from a pigeon crapping on you on the street. So stay indoors. I've been to Tanmia's facilities, they have every possible health and quality control certification , they will not sell you sick chicken.
Last and most importantly, our chicken is 100% Lebanese. Cows aren't. Our economy needs every little help it can get. I don't want to be like our demagogues that cherish chances to rile up the racism in us, but have you heard cows? You know who else says,"Moo".