Friday, August 04, 2006

Angry Olmert Day 24

I lost my internet connection, so I'm checking in from a smokey dungeon that happens to be conveniently equipped with Commodore 64s.

I have to get out of this place as soon as possible since the odor of this place is already invading my clothes, and with that showing better military offensive skills than Olmert's Elite. I can't exactly make it out, but I can tell it has a heavy dose of Marlboro and Gauloises, a few Gitanes and Winstons thrown in, and a hint of Hermel's finest.

Speaking of Hermel, that was the site of Olmert's massacre du jour but no one will care about those killed since they are mostly poor kurdish farmers. However, Olmert really pissed off the Saudis today by bombing the Casino du Liban road. Upon hearing the news Saud Al Faysal said he'll head to Beirut on Monday to work on immediate ceasefire.

I really need to get away from this cloud of cancer.

Heading straight to the shower.

9 comments:

What is "Occupation" said...

sorry to hear your conditions, with 230 rockets a day hitting civilians on purpose it too has it's hell like quality.

I guess if israel loses were to act the way hezbollah was you'd have 2,000 a day killed.

count yourself lucky you are not fighting the russians, french, spanish, turks, americans, indians, or the british..

your choice of enemy is quite amazing actually, do you think this conflict would have gone on this long with the 3 or 5th largest/strongest armies in the world?

just a thought

Laila K said...

kiss immo.

na3eeman.

Zanzounito said...

hal kharrah mah yhel 3annak..

Hilal CHOUMAN said...

ya jamei3a..
kill ma 6awwalit kill ma 7a ymoot 3alam.
bas kill ma 6awwlit kill ma le3bo bil bernay6a w 3el2o bein ba3od..

w lok shoo ya jamal keef iltammo kil hala kharaweit hon?

ak6ar min ghaymit essaa6an elleh kint 2a3ed feeha.

Eve said...

jamal's mighty connection is down? shu hal hakeh!

oh and toz bi olmert!

Hashem said...

I really feel bad for the Saudi Emirs....what will Lebanon mean to them without the casino and lm3amelteen?

Kodder said...

randah... haydah occupation wa7ad min l 5000 israeliyeh yalleh shaghletton heke.
yfooto 3ala el internet wo ya3mlo mashikil wo y7awlo inno yfarjo inno 7aram hinne msekeen.
7aram ma 3am 7a3mlo shee, bass 3am ysi3do libnen min 7izib allah... 7aram...
(end of sarcasm)
eh kiss immo... nshallah yfoot sarookh btimmo wo yitla3 min tizzo.
bass lil assaf, ma ra7 ymoot la2anno manno insein.

Padrino said...

One would think Lebanon's shelters would be non-smoking like in other so-called civilized countries.

It sure sucks that the Lebanon must rebuild once again.

Do the believers there ever wonder why they keep getting blitzed by what must, therefore, be the wrath of God? What else could it be to a true believer?

Anonymous said...

this guy andy is f***k*n insane .. yu pig