Monday, August 07, 2006

Angry Olmert Day 27

The Israeli terror raids are getting closer and closer. I guess the people of Shiyyah sleep with rockets under their beds too. Judging by previous performances by the IDF intelligence, this was probably just another name confusion incident. They probably confused pocket rockets for long range weapon systems. A pocket rocket is a vibrator used by females (and some males) for self gratification purposes; it's military usefulness is almost nil.

Another masturbation tool for females is the dildo. A wide array of them was on display today in Beirut. The widest of them being .....I'll stop here before I jeopardize our reconstruction fund collection.

As for the south of the border gamecock, he's still putting the moves on Aita El Shaab. 27 days of flirtation and he still hasn't come close to sniffing anything, which makes him a certifiable limpdick.

24 comments:

PPEARSON said...

I FIND YOUR MATERIAL OFFENSIVE.
YOU SHOULD BE BANNED FROM THE PUBLIC COMMUNICATION AIRWAVES AND GO MAKE A MOVIE CALLED JACK_SS WHERE YOU CAN PUT THINGS UP YOUR BUTTE.

SHAME ON YOU.

PPEARSON said...

I FIND YOUR MATERIAL OFFENSIVE.
YOU SHOULD BE BANNED FROM THE PUBLIC COMMUNICATION AIRWAVES AND GO MAKE A MOVIE CALLED JACK_SS WHERE YOU CAN PUT THINGS UP YOUR BUTTE.

SHAME ON YOU.

Raven said...

If you find his material offensive you don't need to read it. You sound like a right-winf American nutball demanding that everyone think the way you want them to. That's not freedom...it's called slavery and I find that, and therefore YOU offensive.

Raven
American LIBERAL (Liberals think freedom such as free speech is a good thing)

What is "Occupation" said...

jamal: The Israeli terror raids are getting closer and closer. I guess the people of Shiyyah sleep with rockets under their beds too. Judging by previous performances by the IDF intelligence, this was probably just another name confusion incident. They probably confused pocket rockets for long range weapon systems. A pocket rocket is a vibrator used by females (and some males) for self gratification purposes; it's military usefulness is almost nil.

Sorry jamal, but southern lebanon and west are going to get hit. It's war. Sorry...

jamal: As for the south of the border gamecock, he's still putting the moves on Aita El Shaab. 27 days of flirtation and he still hasn't come close to sniffing anything, which makes him a certifiable limpdick.

Am I reading this wrong, or are you saying Israel should just burn Aita El Shaab with naplam?

I suggest you move north, possibly to England or France, dont go east to syria, that will be on fire soon...

Raven said...

Jamal:

I've been reading your blog and following the horrors you've reported in Lebanon. Is there a reason you use the word Propoganda in your site name? The word Propoganda gives the impression of something NOT being true or the truth being twisted to serve one's own purpose.

I'd rather like to think that I can get truth from you rather than propoganda. Whatever you call it, I'll keep reading if you don't mind.

Raven

Kodder said...

raven.
Jamal's blog was originally funny and showing the weird things in lebanon.
that's why its "propaganda".

Fares said...

Israel, a Peace Loving Nation???

hillz said...

ضليتك تنق يا جمال لرجع هيداك الأوكيوبايشن.

ترحيباً فيه، منهديه غنية تانية:

كيف ما سنفر سنفريال
كيف ما سنفر سنفريال
سنفرلو عالسنفريال
سنفرلو عالسنفريال
سنفر سنفر

Raven said...

Kodder:

Thanks for the clarification. I wish I would read the blog then. Hopefully one day Jamal can get back to telling us the funny things about Lebanon.

Raven!

ropsucks said...

I wish to contribute to the 'Help Lebanon Campaign.' Here it is, Lebanon save yourself from total destruction and disarm the terrorists in your midst.
Unfortunately this will not happen because the majority of Lebanese seem to agree with Hezbollah's tactics and ideals. It is widely reported that Hezbollah enjoys a great deal of support and admiration from the Lebanese population. That being said Israel has no choice but to continue to destroy the infrastructure and buildings that allow rockets to be fired at innocent civilians within Israel. Hezbollah are extremists whose mission is the elimination of the Jewish state and people. They have been begging for this conflict and their Iranian bosses could not be more pleased. The more dead Lebanese children the better for Hezbollah. Enhancing their image of being the protectors of Lebanon against those murderous Israelis. What kind of sick bastards would want their own people killed for propaganda. Lebanon has allowed a group of vipers into their homes and now they are surprized that they are being bitten. The Lebanese people have chosen a government that is weak and infiltrated by Syrian agents of Iran. You have brought this misery upon yourself, so suck it up and stop the whining.

randah said...

ropsucks
before this war, the majority of the Lebanese were NOT all with Hizb Allah. there was a little something called "national dialogue" that was going on in Lebanon which has been free for only 1 year. ONE YEAR. if Lebanon was going to disarm Hizb Allah it was going to take time, but apparently Israel was so jealous it could hardly breathe because Lebanon was enjoying the best tourist season ever and the country was flourishing for the first time in years.
israel launched a prepared plan to attack ALL of Lebanon and used the incident on July 12 as an excuse.
After Israel attacked Lebanon this way, now the MAJORITY of Lebanese are with Hizb Allah. Israel is responsible for that.

eli said...

Randah, you don't really believe this, do you? Israel was planning to attack Lebanon because it was flourishing?? Come'on... Did we send in the same unit we used to blow the WTC towers on 9/11? (Surely you know that we Jews did it).
The truth is that we in Israel hoped that the border can be kept quiet for the sake of the people living on either side. We even illusioned ourselves that Hezbollah will try to keep the peace for the sake of its people who live in the south. Unfotunately Nasrallah the genious had a different agenda.

Angry Anarchist said...

Jamal - you have a great sense of humour.

Eve said...

jamal, thx 3am bitkhallineh ed7ak roghm kil el 2araf!

kodder, eih! riz2allah 3a haydeek el iyyem :)

Hassan said...

ppearson!

burn the Lebanese embassy... :))))

Ronen said...

It is funny how you people see this war.

It's not becuase HA killed some soldiers and took some as hostages from within IL territory - its becuase of the turist season....

Its not that there are more than 400 dead HA soldiers (out of ~1500)- there is only one fight in Aita El shaab and the HA is winning...

Its not that HA fired more than 10,000 rockets on civilian targets with one purpose to kill civilians, its the HA attacking only military bases.

Its not that Lebanon is a redicules country that could not stand on its feet and force the Iranian revolution guard out, its the Lebanese pride that makes all of them support HA.

so guys, say again "Thanks Hassan" for helping Lebanon, bringing it forward to 1979...

Thanks Hassan - we love you

Kodder said...

wow nice numbers...
for all the good people... correction of some the numbers
47 dead hezbollah out 1050+ civilians
3000 rockets ... comparing multiples of that bombing lebanon.
and ronen who is "redicules" (nice education in israel), lebanon? or the all mighty israel that cannot win over a low tech resistance with its fancy technology and army that is backed by the number 1 army in the world(USA).
who is "redicules" now?

Let me guess the answer now... blablabla...if israel wants to destroy lebanon it would have...blablabla they are only bombing specific HA locations (AKA civilians) blablabla we are peaceful (that's why we kill families at the beach)... blabla we don't dance when people die (yeah but you beat arabs and you teach kids to give them hell as used to be shown on ELI's blog, but disappeared for some reason...)... blablabla.

any more blablablas?(they will be follwing this comment)

eli said...

Ahalan Kodder, I agree with you. The images of Arabs beaten and being given hell by settlers' children are indeed sickening. They are perpetrated by a minority of fanatical religious zealots whom even most of the Israelis consider a pain in the ass (I personally consider them Jewish Taliban). However I don't think that this topic relates directly to the war which is being waged currently on our border. Like I said earlier, we illusioned ourselves (at least I did) that Nasrallah will consider the well being of his people living in the south, and the prosperity of Lebanon in which he is part of the government, and will refrain from irresponsible acts. Unfortunately that was not the case.
The news about innocent civilians being killed are deplorable. But innocent civilians are killed on both sides. This is the ugly face of every war. And let's stop comparing body counts – this is not a "who pisses further" contest. I never understood what they meant by "disproportionate". Do they want Israeli population in the north to go out of the shelters and let Katyushas fall on their heads so that the counts match?

randah said...

eli
your problem is that you can never focus on the very core of this conflict. if you feel that settlers beating arabs is irrelevant to what's happening now, you will never ever live in peace. your arrogance is what caused tens of thousands of israelis to FLEE, yes let me say it again it's music to my ears..FLEE from northern israel.
stop occupying your neighbouring countries, give peole their human rights, stop killing innocents, and most important..stop lying to yourselves.

Poul said...

>> your problem is that you can never focus on the very core of this conflict. if you feel that settlers beating arabs is irrelevant to what's happening now, you will never ever live in peace.

and if you think it's relevant to lebanon, lebanon will cease to exist.

israel can - and does - deal with it's own extremists and criminals. you should do the same, because when israel has to do it for you, 100s of innocent die.

by the way, the numbers are about 400 killed hizballah fighters and about 700 killed civilians.

eli said...

Hi Randah
You left me speechless. Anyway I understand what you mean and I really don't know what to say except that I am glad that there is at least a single ray of hope in all this mess, namely that some of it is music to your ears. So I suggest that you sit back and whenever disturbing pictures of dead children start annoying you, switch to Israeli TV and watch Israelis fleeing the north.

sun of a beach said...

dear randah,
paul is right.
why we need to do your job? clean the mess... we can deal with our garbage-the settlers.
where is your army? where is your govrument????!!! u have army of pussies... i do agree with u. u feel bad. i would feel the same, u have army, they do shit.
imagine that our settler will be big bad "jama" (group) and do what they want.
imagine that they all go to the north , collect missiles and shit and started to shoot on your civilians. and our army will be here with me in the beach, drinking heiniken beer and lough.
u do damn nothing. insted of sending us flowers and say thanks.
tanks to the israeli army.
they are strong... the clean my country from bad bad people named hizb a la e lala e lala ...
thanks israel... i evan wrote for u a song named thank u israel.
thank u israel/saar .b.
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thank u ben gurion,
thank u igaal alon.
thank u rabin, and thank u sharon.
i love those great soldiers in the sufa jeep. because of them i can sleep.
my country is in big trouble,
the gouvremnt live in a bubble.
but we have luck , our friend from the border have big tanks.
they take our garbage every 6 years , and i can live in peace.
so thank you israel, u saved me again...
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Kodder said...

yeah saving alot, 1 million displaced, 150,000 homeless after the tanks destroyed their homes, 1000+ killed.
yes yes indeed saving us...

randah said...

When Israel has to do it for you - you know very well that they have targeted Christian locations that are 100% Hezbollah free. They are not confining themselves to attacking hizballah regions only. You know they have targeted Jounieh and Ashrafiyyeh. You know very well that there were no hizballah fighters or weapons in the Shiyah building.

I took a look at your blog, and it seems you have already passed your judgment on “islamists” and have labeled all of them “extremists,” so I don’t have the capacity to move forward in an argument with you in that regard. That’s your opinion, and you’re entitled to it.

To me, it remains. The core of the issue is the Zionist racist mentality that has established the state of Israel, the idea that Arabs are worth much less (if not nothing at all) than the citizens of Israel. The way the settlers deal with Palestinians is the same thing we are dealing with now. Disregard and apathy towards the innocent civilians that are being murdered comes from the same hateful source. It is justified by a claim to a piece of land. [It comes in all sorts of lies and propaganda..if I hear human shields one more time I’m going to puke.] Anyone opposing this claim is designated a terrorist and must be destroyed, no matter how many innocent lives are ended in the process.
I have not yet heard any of the Israelis that post here apologize or give words of sympathy to the horrible deaths in Lebanon. They claim they are “saddened”, but their attitudes and threats here speak volumes about their true feelings.

And by the way, where did you get those numbers?