Monday, August 07, 2006

Angry Olmert Day 27

The Israeli terror raids are getting closer and closer. I guess the people of Shiyyah sleep with rockets under their beds too. Judging by previous performances by the IDF intelligence, this was probably just another name confusion incident. They probably confused pocket rockets for long range weapon systems. A pocket rocket is a vibrator used by females (and some males) for self gratification purposes; it's military usefulness is almost nil.

Another masturbation tool for females is the dildo. A wide array of them was on display today in Beirut. The widest of them being .....I'll stop here before I jeopardize our reconstruction fund collection.

As for the south of the border gamecock, he's still putting the moves on Aita El Shaab. 27 days of flirtation and he still hasn't come close to sniffing anything, which makes him a certifiable limpdick.

8 comments:

What is "Occupation" said...

jamal: The Israeli terror raids are getting closer and closer. I guess the people of Shiyyah sleep with rockets under their beds too. Judging by previous performances by the IDF intelligence, this was probably just another name confusion incident. They probably confused pocket rockets for long range weapon systems. A pocket rocket is a vibrator used by females (and some males) for self gratification purposes; it's military usefulness is almost nil.

Sorry jamal, but southern lebanon and west are going to get hit. It's war. Sorry...

jamal: As for the south of the border gamecock, he's still putting the moves on Aita El Shaab. 27 days of flirtation and he still hasn't come close to sniffing anything, which makes him a certifiable limpdick.

Am I reading this wrong, or are you saying Israel should just burn Aita El Shaab with naplam?

I suggest you move north, possibly to England or France, dont go east to syria, that will be on fire soon...

Kodder said...

raven.
Jamal's blog was originally funny and showing the weird things in lebanon.
that's why its "propaganda".

Hilal CHOUMAN said...

ضليتك تنق يا جمال لرجع هيداك الأوكيوبايشن.

ترحيباً فيه، منهديه غنية تانية:

كيف ما سنفر سنفريال
كيف ما سنفر سنفريال
سنفرلو عالسنفريال
سنفرلو عالسنفريال
سنفر سنفر

Angry Anarchist said...

Jamal - you have a great sense of humour.

Eve said...

jamal, thx 3am bitkhallineh ed7ak roghm kil el 2araf!

kodder, eih! riz2allah 3a haydeek el iyyem :)

Hassan said...

ppearson!

burn the Lebanese embassy... :))))

Kodder said...

wow nice numbers...
for all the good people... correction of some the numbers
47 dead hezbollah out 1050+ civilians
3000 rockets ... comparing multiples of that bombing lebanon.
and ronen who is "redicules" (nice education in israel), lebanon? or the all mighty israel that cannot win over a low tech resistance with its fancy technology and army that is backed by the number 1 army in the world(USA).
who is "redicules" now?

Let me guess the answer now... blablabla...if israel wants to destroy lebanon it would have...blablabla they are only bombing specific HA locations (AKA civilians) blablabla we are peaceful (that's why we kill families at the beach)... blabla we don't dance when people die (yeah but you beat arabs and you teach kids to give them hell as used to be shown on ELI's blog, but disappeared for some reason...)... blablabla.

any more blablablas?(they will be follwing this comment)

Kodder said...

yeah saving alot, 1 million displaced, 150,000 homeless after the tanks destroyed their homes, 1000+ killed.
yes yes indeed saving us...