The Arab Summit, that's an oxymoron if I ever heard one. Arab and summit should never be used in the same sentence. Summit of what?
Let's tour the region, shall we?
Sudan hosted this event, unfortunately out of billions of rocks floating in space, not a single one happened to cross paths with Khartoum yesterday. How many families died in Darfur today?
Egypt is a democratic ally of the U.S. so everything is rosy as can be there.
Libya. I sent a Telex to inquire about Libya, I should get something back before the end of Qaddafi's term.
Algeria has known wacko "religious" killers long before Bin Laden's niece posed nude in Rolling Stone. They still are very well acquainted with them.
Tunisia has made the World Cup again. They are doing better than their neighbors, so we'll overlook their dictatorship.
On to Morocco, have you heard of the Sahrawis? Shhhh, they don't exist.
Mauritania, Ok, I'm not gonna pretend I know anything about it, but I have a hunch Mauritania is not what pushes the arab world over the top.
Yemen. Yeah right!
Kuwait. Again in much better shape than it's neighbors, so we'll skip it. Dear Kuwaiti government, if you want to $upport free $peech please hit the contact me link in my profile. Thank you.
UAE. Enjoy your wild college years because you're going to be paying for them for the rest of your life.
Saudi Arabia. Dr. Vic in 3 .... 2 .... 1 ....
Gaza Stripped. Freedom reigns. What more can you ask for?
Jordan has learned a few mukhabarati tricks from its northern neighbor, racist tricks from its western neighbor, and some wacko religious tricks from its southeastern neighbor. Trick or treat.
Syria went from a strong criminal dictator to a nincompoop criminal dictator, definitely not heading in the right direction.
Lebanon. Did you see our prez and prime minister go at it in Khartoum? We'll dub this round: Who da Man in Sudan.
Iraq. Ahhh, the only bright spot in the Arab world.