Thursday, March 16, 2006

Health Update

I'm sure a lot of you are losing sleep wondering how our favorite comatose man of peace is doing?

Well, I'll gladly put you to sleep.

He's still in a coma, but on the Bright side he's been shitting and wetting himself for over 3 months now, he hasn't killed anyone over that same period, and his inability to swallow has made him lose a lot of weight. He's actually looking quite sexy.

1 comment:

bashir said...

I was told that a "Mona Lisa" smile appeared on his lips (note how sexy lips read) when they whispered in his ears about the "Jericho raid".
The smile was so intense that it ended with him wetting his bed.