Tuesday, March 07, 2006

Who's the boss?

9 comments:

bashir said...

Ms. Rice & Mr. Dick.

Dr Victorino de la Vega said...

Members of the elite Druze regiment of the Israeli Defense Forces (IDF) even have their own “syncretist” flag combining Hebrew and Durzee theological symbols… No wonder Druze war criminal Walid Jumblatt got the red carpet treatment in Washington and was effusively greeted by a phalanx of Neocon grandees!
Jumblatt met Secretary of State Condi Rice yesterday ostensibly to discuss peaceable topics such as “regime change” in Syria and neo-colonial Western interference in Lebanese affairs:
http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/national/1107AP_US_Lebanon.html

But, like him or not, President Bashar Al-Assad is the only (relatively) secular/modernist ruler left standing between Istanbul and Delhi: toppling the Baathist regime of Damascus at this precise juncture would surely wreak havoc across the whole Middle-East- precisely what Paul David Wolfowitz and Donald Rumsfeld must have had in mind when they decided to invade Iraq 3 years ago…

Anyhoo, for what it’s worth, below is my own Neo-Wilsonian five points plan to save Lebanon:

A FIVE POINTS PLAN FOR LEBANON

1. Jail and try Hariri, Saniura and the bloodthirsty Wahhabi collaborators of Saydah and Dinnieh who rampaged their way through East Beirut's upscale Achrafiyyeh district last month, burning consulates and churches

2. Nullify the ill-acquired SOLIDERE shares held by « generous Saudi investors », and give back their full property right to the lawful Lebanese landowners who were illegally expropriated by Rafic Hariri and Gen. Ghazi Kanaan in 1994

3. (Re)send to jail notorious war criminals who have massacred tens of thousands of innocent Lebanese civilians from 1975 to 1990: top of the wanted list is a certain Walid J. « Beyck » who, after having supervising the ethnic cleansing of the Chouf area, was rewarded with the “ministry of refugees” by Hariri père so he could better siphon out all the money earmarked for the orphans of Damour and Souk el Gharb- it’s kind of as if Adolf Hitler had been nominated « minister of death camps survivors » back 1945 ! but I’m digressing…

4. Adopt a new Gerrymander-free electoral law based on the sound principle of the “mid-size district” that would allow for a free and fair parliamentary representation of the people of Lebanon i.e. the precise opposite of the illegal 2000 electoral law imposed at gunpoint by King Fahd Ibn Saud and General Hafiz el-Wahech

5. Proceed with the election of a new president only AFTER transparent parliamentary elections are held across the country, under the supervision of European Union and UN observers

Abu Lanjri Baker Al-Farran said...
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Ramzi said...

now do you believe me?

Jamal said...

Vick-I do not intend to censor my comments, BUT i will not allow spamming.

Ramzi- the multiple personality disorder sufferers are people too you know :o)

Dr Victorino de la Vega said...

« Now do you believe me ?? »
Dude, you sound like David Vincent of 1960s paranoid fame!
See link below:
http://www.jumptheshark.com/i/invaders.htm
Thank Allah and Zeus, the clinical efficiency of anti-paranoia medication has made remarkable progress in the pass 40 years…
;)

Abdul Rahman Hilmi said...

The fact that you recieved 6 comments to an empty post you made shows that you're the boss :P

It's either that or it's some Lebanese joke I'm not getting...

Anonymous said...

Tony Danza ;)

Lynn said...

Abd ul-rahman,

ur comment is actually true! Jamal is a big shot, but more as a leader, not as a boss.