Monday, June 19, 2006

Je suis Francophone

Tu es Francophone.
Il est Francophone.
Elle est Francophone.
Nous sommes Francophone.
Vous etes Francophone.
Ils sont Francophone.
Elles sont Francophone.

Il serait Francophone?

I'm not sure what is more ridiculous; that fact that there is a Francophone Summit or that this Summit's invitation has caused this much commotion on the local political scene?

Heck, it even achieved the impossible task of buying Lahoud some love amongst a group that was calling for him to "Fel!" a couple of months back.

Meanwhile, the Romanian deputy foreign minister was in Beirut today and he was blamed for the inexplicable obscene national debt, the brain drain, the erosion of Lebanon's greenery, 50 Cent's 50 minute scam of a concert, ART's lame production of World Cup studio shows.....


JoseyWales said...

Amen Jam,

1)This is a non-event except for the deluded French gvmnt. People who want to go should do it at their own expense.

2) Sfeir and others cannot have it both ways. Either Lahoud is worthless and unworthy and deserves no respect, even from the uninvolved Romanians. Or he is due respect from all. Make up you minds ya jammaa.

3) If you are a 50 Cents fan, you deserve every scam coming your way.

Wil said...

"Nous sommes francophones
Vous êtes francophones
Ils sont francophones
Elles sont francophones"

Hey, don't thank me, it's just a ridiculous language not worth learning.

Dr Victorino de la Vega said...

Because he has passed his “brevet des colleges” in some crooked Gallic school subsidized by Chir(h)ariri, WIL thinks he’s entitled to teach the great people of the Baklava Republic of Lebanistan “l’orthographe” or whatever effeminate camemberteatingsurrendermonkeys call their obtuse “qawâ3ed”!

What a looser

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Wil said...

Hey bro, "loser" takes only one "o". And by the way, I am french, didn't need to go to IC to learn my stupid monkey language.

Wil said...

Forgot to say: Josey Wales, you are my new hero.

JoseyWales said...

Thx WIL. I am blushing.