Thursday, July 27, 2006

Angry Olmert Day 16

I don't want to get accused of only pointing the negative side of Olmert's vicious criminal war.
If you look beyond the 500 civilians killed so far and the immeasurable pain and suffering he inflicted on the people of Lebanon and the people of Israel for that matter, you might find a positive.

Back in January I tipped the scales at 96.5 Kg. When I saw that number I freaked out and started a serious diet. My goal was 89 Kg, but when I hit 91 Kg I was content with my achievement and went back to pigging out. Since then I've hovered around that weight.

Today, after 2 weeks under siege and no working elevator, I weigh 87.5 Kg.

I look and feel great. Heck, Ariel Sharon has had tubes up every orifice in his body over that same period of time, he has kept a strict diet of liquid dripping from a sac(yummyyy), he's had half his brain removed, and he probably still weighs more than me.

Surveillance planes are overhead now. That's usually a sign that the F-16s will be following soon.

Good Night.

24 comments:

What is "Occupation" said...

yawn...

some vicious criminal war....

hezbollah shoots 150 rockets a day, and you still are silent

might i suggest that some of your sunni friends are enjoying watching the shia's get destroyed?

Kodder said...

hehe jamal...
hayda el occupation el 7mar m3assab kill el wa2et....
wo halla2 ba3id ma yshoof kilmet "occupation" ra7 yjinn jnoono :P.

What is "Occupation" said...

kodder, wow a molsem that loves to drink..

amazing...

have a nice cold beer on me, i bet israelis would drink with you but the iranians and shias will cut your head off...

Maxwell said...

Guys, this comment section has become beyond astounding. You are losing the war. The West(outside the imperial palace of King W) knows it. You're reputation has been tarnished in the Middle east, and Europe. A Norwegian cartoon compared Olmert to a Nazi. Noone outside of Tel aviv was all that offended, because you're now so delusional- you have no credit to your argument.

Everyday Rice says,"Urgent cease-fire" while blocking a ceasefire. Even the idiots are catching on now.

Moreover, go and read some nazi propaganda, and then listen to your....nevermind. sigh.

al said...

UN ambulance picking up fighters in Gaza Strip
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AqGjz7iJTns&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Efriendsofmicronesia%2Ecom%2Farchives%2F001394%2Ehtml

the perpetual refugee said...

Ana ma3 Kodder.

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randah said...

HAHAHA Kodder!
Lek mahdoum, 7ilweh minnak. Hal "occupation" 3m ye3la daghto kteer 3ali hl iyyam.
The best thing is that when they don't know what to say, they will attack you on a personal level!
Losers.

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Kodder said...

hayda el ahbal mfakkar inno kill el libneniyeh moslems.
wo mfakkar inno kill el shi3a hezbollah...
law bya3rif inno ana shee3e wo bdallneh bi monot wo gymayzeh shoo bisir fee?
wo iza bya3reef inno fee 2loof ghayree nafess el shee...
bass 7aram el propaganda tab3eeton hoonik m3abitlon rasson, ma bya3rfo shee.
7aram...

أمل said...

Some lose weight

Others lose their minds

Many have lost their loved ones and their houses

But most importantly

As long as there is resistance,
we will never lose our dignity.

John Smith said...

"As long as there is resistance, we will never lose our dignity."

Resistance to what?
Resistance to sovereign states having the right to retaliate to unprovoked aggression?
Resistance to all those who are not Muslims?
Resistance to living in peace with each other?

Dignity?
Is this 'Arab honour above everything’ approach good for your health?

zouzou said...

hehe, good for you, loosing weight!
ahamma chi don't loose patience.. ba3dna mtawwliiiiiine! :)
like ur blog!

zouzou

Kodder said...

7aram hayda john... unprovoked :P...
propaganda kamein :P.
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John Smith said...

To kodder,
What? What that in English?

laila said...

hahaha kodder 3am bitjanninon, i like i like, leik hayda john 7aram :)

jamal, i was just saying the same thing to a friend the other day, about the losing weight issue..

so good for you, although i didnt know you could get more handsome :P

Mylo86 said...

"Resistance to what?"

Resistance to what? to the death and destruction that is masked behind this 'self-defense' spiel. you think anybody actually believes that crap? nobody believe it except for the average joe-redneck-blow that gets his daily news from the censord cnn/fox news.
Non-muslims have been more vocal & outspoken against this disgusting masscre of the inncoent lebanese people.

Delirious said...

Yii... saba2etne. Ana ba3dne bass 2 kilos :D

Fair said...

Amazing.....the countries of the Middle East have existed thousands of years longer than the US, and, for the most part, they still are as primitive as the time of Moses and Abraham. There must be something ver special about the US that God chooses to so abundantly bless!

Kodder said...

eh leik hayda fair...bless heh...
nisyo inno el american dabba7o ba3id wo dabba3o el hnood el 7imir, wo ista3bado el afriquiye la miyet el sneen...

lebanese_student said...

hahaha 7abayte keef kilkon 3am te7ko 3an "occupation" bil lebnaneh...
merci kodder la2inno da7aktneh kteer :) w 3a2bale ma nirja3 kilna 3al 7ayate el 3adeyyeh bi lebnan.

and jamal, I don't always agree with you, actually i don't usually agree with you...but I like this blog a great deal and thanks so much for your posts :)

أمل said...

yimkin min lamma ballashet el 7arb ma d7ikit hal 2ad lol :D

Charles Malik said...

Jamal,

I'm getting sooooo fat. That's what drinking too much, eating too much, and not exercising will do to you.

Oh, yeah. And ordering Domino's from Bliss twice a day on top of the Sub Station brownies and everything else didn't help, either.


Kodder,

Hilarious, man. You're getting compliments from women. ;) Perhaps we should restart the conversation from Jamal's old post.

JMP said...

So how many hezbollah terrorists have you managed to rid yourself of? Oh, right. None.