Saturday, July 29, 2006

Angry Olmert Day 18

"Ummm, It's essential, uhhhh, that we do what's, ahhhhhh, right -- not necessarily, ummmm, what appears to be, ohhhhh, immediately popular."

George Bush stuttered these words yesterday as he stood next to his loyal alibi from the land of royals with cool accents. What's the definition of Democracy again? Never mind.

I must say thank God and all his annointed men on earth that we have a man in Washington DC that is willing to decide what is Right for us in Lebanon and impose it on us dumb fucks. A "peace proposal" will fall from the sky tomorrow and land in our bombed out airport. We must accept it and kiss it on both cheeks because that is what's right.

Do what we say is right, or have nothing left. Don't be naughty, listen to Rice. All sort of offers we can't refuse, yet the self-righteous one does not bring up the obvious solution according to 99% of the civilized 21st century humans on this globe.

Immediate cease-fire and peaceful negotiations.

Alas, that is just not, umm, ahhh, oohhh, ummm, uhh... Right.

11 comments:

Jamal said...

YO "Fearless"

NO COPY AND PASTED SPAM!!!!!!!!!

I know you're fulfilling your dutis, but if you have nothing original to say then take your act elsewhere.

Uri Kalish said...

The ultimate goal of an Israeli soldier is to finish his 3 years duty without getting himself killed, go to that one year trip to South America, study computer software in the Technion university, get a nice job in CheckPoint, marry Bar Refaeli and have 3 cute kids.

The ultimate goal of a Hezbullah fighter is to die as a martyr.

What the hell is wrong with these guys?

j said...

Let me explain to the trolls the real goings on now. You see, Comrade Putin is a very clever man. This isn't a "Terrorist" group funded by Iran It looks more like a resistance group funded by Syria, Iran, Turkey, Russia, and who knows- maybe china. Hasn't it sunk in yet that you've been had.

Fact: While the conflagration is building - Russia breaks American blockade to arm Chavez with fighter jets. hmm. fact: The prime minister of Iraq claims that he is on the front line of terror, and is critical of the US stance on Lebanon. Fact: Hezzballah represents 1/3 of the population of Lebanon. Fact: Iran has thousands of American soldiers hostage in Iraq. hmm. Fact: An Englishman was arrested in Turkey, because they thought he was Isaeli. hmm. Fact: Bush/Saud's real fear is the rise of a "shiite crescent" stretching across that territory. Fact: Alquada doesn't like Hezzballah. Fact: Al Quada has no problem with Bush being in office, because it makes thing unstable. Fact: dido bush-makes oil expensive. Fact: Chavez has more oil anyway.

Who turned on that mike at the conference? hmmm. Could it have benn ex-KGB man Putin. Nah! That would be a conspiracy theory.

The war was over when your air campaign failed. Anything else is stupid cruelty. The media takes the most blame, otherwise Americans would know that this is a US attack, more than an Israeli attack.

Bush has a conflated policy by default. He has to choose, and quickly - anf his choice has to be the Iraqi Shiite.

Amal Ziad Kaawash أمل زياد كعوش said...

Fearless, leave all Matars and Manars alone and go check out what the Olmerts are doing.

For further help, see the title of this post.

Ecce Libanus said...

Jamal and his idiotic Hizballah mercenaries are extinct. But like chickens with their heads cut off, they still run around like rats, thinking their still alive.

What is "Occupation" said...

jamal: A "peace proposal" will fall from the sky tomorrow and land in our bombed out airport. We must accept it and kiss it on both cheeks because that is what's right.

your airport aint bombout out, c41's landed and took off with usa aid today..

the terminals are not bombed

the runways are...

yes israel has killed most of your runways...


as long as hezbollah lobs 100's of missiles at civilians on purpose you will have war...

really simple

What is "Occupation" said...

jamal what are your requirements for true peace?

can you tell us, or is this a state secret?

kaidoi said...

it's none of my business. but with all the craziness going on in the middle east, I thought that it would be good if I knew what is really going on. towards that goal, I searched the internet for information on the palestinian/israeli conflict.

I found this one site that seem to give a good breakdown of the historical events leading to the creation of the state of israel.

could someone tell me if the events described in the website is true? it would help me to better understand what is going on. thanks.

http://www.masada2000.org/historical.html

Zanzounito said...

I do appreciate your humour in this mess!

Fouad said...

You made my night :)

Assistant Village Idiot said...

You mean like those other cease fires and negotiations that have worked so well before?

It would be nice if it were a solution, but it has never been one before.