Tuesday, May 23, 2006
I too ask the Interpol to arrest Walid Jumblat...
....Nabih Berri, Samir Geagea, The crook that robbed me in Prague, Ariel Sharon's comatose fat ass, Geroge W. Bush, the crooks that I had to bribe in the Czech Republic, Brother Bashar Assad, Donald Rumsfeld, Brother Rustum Ghazaleh, Phillip Morris, Brother Moustapha Tlas, Michel Hayek, Brother Abdel Halim Khaddam, My ex-Girlfriend, The Dallouls, OJ Simpson, The Fattoushs, Benjamin Netenyahu, The owner of that Restaurant in Aley who "Hit and Ran" back in 1999, Ronaldinho, 2003 Fiesta Bowl Back Judge Terry Porter, the Producers of "Magnolia", the whole staff of Electricite du Liban, "Martyr" Yasser Arafat and a few other Martyrs while you're at it.
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Yes, while you at it, need to arrest Sultan Adelhammid (and bring him back from his grave) and all the Ottomans who caused our culture of decline.
For a better Syria and Lebanon
Fares
Jamal,
your ex must have been a fiesty one ... ;)
:). You forgot the Al Asaads.
PS about the ex: what doesn't kill you only makes you stronger (or fucks you up forever). In your case, you should be thankful to her
... All Lebanese drivers, all trafic policemen, my ex-boyfriend, my math teacher when i was in 2nd, my ex-boss...
..omar karami..sleimen franjiye
Fares- For a better Syria and Lebanon indeed.
raja- i just want my money back. wait , that didn't come out right.
jooj- i was threatened last time i mentioned an El Assaad, so i'll keep my mouth shut on the subject for my own personal safety.
Sh- ya hala. how about your co-worker?
I sevrely object to that, SH coworker is the best.
But if u really wanna arrest someone there that internet cafe guy, that's the one to put in jail!!!!!
... drivers, specially taxi drivers... with the exception of those small motorcycles rides(those need not to be arrested they should be put in a dungeon and I take care of the rest :P), ex-boss, people who put their hand on the horn non stop thinking that the traffic will move if they do that, stupid teachers that once they get their PHD they think themselves as Gods and cannot be corrected, most politicians because damn idde zhgir 3a2lon, lebanese girls who dress like awoooooooooo only to be acting as the virgin marry, lebanese men who act like "Kas SLCHI types", weird people who set the norm in our society, weird people who are following the norm in our society, all religious figures that abuse their power, all people who follow blindly religious figures without bothering to read their religious book themselves, people who still build their lives around ta2ifiyeh, over materialistic people, girls who were gorgeous before but by peer pressure they made a few "alterations" and are scary now, men who think that is sexy to stand on the side of the road saying shoo ya ashta to every girl passing by, our wizarit el ittisaleit because till now they are still $@#$# us in the #@$@ with their high rates and because they have the DSL infrastructure since 2000 but the reason they are not releasing DSL for the public is because they still havent worked out which the stolen money shares, our jumrok people who put has 50% taxes on all cars and motorcycles, our bus drivers that think that they have a small car, lebanese merchants (most of them) who are plain 3ayne bi 3aynak 7arameh wo sirra2 wanting 100% profit on everything inno damn it... ipod nano 1G is sold for $240 in here... sold in the US for $140... crazy????
I think its enough for now, you got my point :P
Why the Producers of "Magnolia" ?!!
can my "shortet al khazaneh" join your interpol witch hunt??
also, we want horoscopes again...
This looks like waaay too much fun not to get in on.
Can we also include PhD advisors, science geeks, liars, companies that are 1.5 years late delivering instruments, men that can't make up their mind, women that can't shut up and politicians in general?!
Now, how do we get Interpol to care...
As Bob noted, there's this really shady internet guy down the street from me. Interpol really needs to take him in. He's just gotten a little too out of control.
Can we also include weirdo arab men who at 37 still need to run to mommy's lap whenever they are confused or faced with the- gasp- presence of an arab woman who does not- gasp- asipre to be a maid and a child popping factory? can we also ask for the death penalty for those same men who drive me mad with rage? yes! Also, car honking in beirut, particularly in gemmayze, is about to set a enw limit for how many homicidal thoughts i have alllll night, and alllll day. I am going to move.
Bob- keep pushing
kod- i recomment the caribbean for you.
m.g.- i was expecting a good movie which i dont normally do, i felt i was robbed.
euro- now that you mention it, i should add astrologists.
kata- shhh, don't ruin the fun. off course they care.
hind- parapapappaaa
LP and lin- frustrated with your dial-up?
lol, yeah I was thinking about it jamal for the last, I don't know..hmm.. 5 years!!!
Michel Aon would be high on my list criminals that need to be brought to justice. After all, he had tha audacity of bombing his own capital while posing as the head of the Lebanese army and prime minister. If only we lived in a country where such offenses were indeed punished!
FGA
Magnolia is a wonderful movie !!
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