Auntie: Did you get it yet?
Tante: No not yet, I can't wait any longer, they promised it won't take more than 2 weeks.
Auntie: Khay, Hope you get lucky with it.
Tante: Yeah, I hope it won't torture me.
Auntie: It'll be all good, Ethiopian?
Tante: No, no, no, that's the Laziest Brand.
Auntie: True, but don't tell me it's Sri Lankan, that's the dirtiest.
Tante: God forbid, No. Are you crazy?
Auntie: I thought maybe. What is it then?
Tante: Philipino, of course.
Auntie: Oh yeah, these are the best. They come "learned".
Tante: Yeah, I have no patience to teach anymore.
Auntie: Yalla, hope you receive it soon.